Presumption of Malfeasance

This one will take some more thought.

I had a visit

The other night I was visited by an alien.

He had a question for me.

What is the difference between politicians and beauty queens?

hmmm...

They both spout inane phrases that neither they nor us believe,
and yet we breathelessly follow what they say they are going to do.
They spend their lives trying to appear to be doing what they think other people think they should be doing.
They both have uniforms tested over time to achieve their desired results.
They are able to smile and wave for hours at a time.
can memorize useless trivia and regurgitate at will
they have speech coaches
speech writers
choreographers
gallons of product
do no real work
nor anything of substance
are as deep as an insect wading pool

and they screw those who voted for them.

Well I guess that should satisfy all the SETI deniers.